• "Well, I never had a bologna sandwich on July 4th! I haven't, but I can!"
• "If a person says 'bro' more than five times in a meeting you should probably abandon the meeting."
• "I hate organized sports or anything like that."
• "It’s just a phone, it’s not rocket science! We’re not launching into space!"
• "Is it caddie corner or kiddie corner?"
• "Did anyone else think Ronan's presentation was sponsored by Go Daddy?"
• "Just Moogle it"
• "I don't know how many girls you've fooled with your teenage games."
• "You look mad as a sack of cats."
• "You're the marketing guy, you should know Mandarin."
• "I got worms up in this piece."
• "I'm so hungry I could eat a pony."
• "You're bored because you are boring."
• "It's not about money; it's all about the Mojo."
• "Real men code."
• "Did you know you can chat on my face?"

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